i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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This was kind of a random decision… I read it straight off the internet so its kind of sucky in my opinion but maybe you’ll enjoy it idk…
Why am I the only one excited about dissection?!?!
Come on guys…
If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]
Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs.
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
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